Funny Christmas Stop Staring At My Balls T-Shirt
14 colors · 13 styles
$30.99
Color: Midnight
Size: S📏 Size guide
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Get ready to spread some holiday cheer with our 'Funny Christmas Stop Staring At My Balls' T-shirt! This playful design combines humor and festivity, making it a perfect conversation starter at any holiday gathering. Made from soft and comfortable fabric, this shirt is ideal for lounging at home or making a statement at your next party. Choose from a variety of vibrant colors to match your unique style and let your sense of humor shine this holiday season!
- Fabric: 6.1 oz. 100% U.S. ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel with almost no shrinkage.
- Fit: Unisex relaxed fit with a seamless body.
- Details: Top-stitched classic rib collar, twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle collar and hem.
- Color: Garment-dyed for a vintage look: every piece has its own character, with slight color variation from one to the next.
- Care: Wash separately the first time (garment dye can bleed), then machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not dry clean.
All measurements in inches

| Size | A. Chest width | B. Body length | C. Sleeve length | Fits chest |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18¼" | 26⅝" | 16¼" | 36–37" |
| M | 20¼" | 28" | 17¾" | 38–40" |
| L | 22" | 29⅜" | 19" | 42–44" |
| XL | 24" | 30¾" | 20½" | 46–48" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31⅝" | 21¾" | 50–52" |
A. Chest width
Straight across the front, 1" below the armholes, laid flat. Double it for all the way around.
B. Body length
From the highest point of the shoulder, at the back, down to the bottom hem.
C. Sleeve length
From the centre back of the neck, over the shoulder and down to the sleeve hem.
Fit
Comfort Colors® is garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so it fits roomy and shrinks almost nothing in the wash. Garment measurements are taken laid flat and can vary by up to 1".
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