Hair Would Only Slow Me Down Classic Crewneck
Printed on authentic Gildan® SF000
9 colors · 12 styles
$32.99
Color: White
Size: S📏 Size guide
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Embrace your playful side with the 'Funny Hair Would Only Slow Me Down' design, capturing the whimsy of a carefree attitude towards hair. This artwork features a delightful aesthetic that brings smiles, making it perfect for those who appreciate humor in their fashion choices for casual outings or cozy days at home.
Printed on the Gildan® SF000 Softstyle® midweight crewneck, it offers an 8.4 oz. blend of soft, ring-spun cotton and polyester. With a classic unisex fit and brushed interior, this sweatshirt features 1x1 rib-knit cuffs and a tear-away label for extra comfort.
- Fabric: 8.4 oz. 80/20 ring-spun cotton/polyester fleece with a 100% ring-spun cotton face and a brushed, cozy interior. Sport Grey is 75/25; Dark Heather is 50/50.
- Fit: Classic unisex fit with a dropped shoulder.
- Details: 1x1 rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex, back neck patch and a tear-away label.
- Sizes: S through 4XL.
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not dry clean.
All measurements in inches
| Size | A. Chest width | B. Body length | C. Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" | 34" |
| M | 22" | 29" | 35" |
| L | 24" | 30" | 36" |
| XL | 26" | 31" | 37" |
| 2XL | 28" | 32" | 38" |
| 3XL | 30" | 33" | 39" |
| 4XL | 32" | 34" | 40" |
A. Chest width
Straight across the front, 1" below the armholes, laid flat. Double it for all the way around.
B. Body length
From the highest point of the shoulder, at the back, down to the bottom hem.
C. Sleeve length
From the centre back of the neck, over the shoulder and down to the sleeve hem.
Fit
Gildan® Softstyle® midweight fleece is a classic fit with a dropped shoulder. Garment measurements are taken laid flat and can vary by up to 1".
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