Funny I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die Garment-Dyed Tank Top
Printed on authentic Comfort Colors® 9360
15 colors · 22 styles
$28.99
Color: White
Size: S📏 Size guide
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Inject a dose of laughter into your day with the whimsical design, 'Funny I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die.' With playful typography and vibrant colors, this piece resonates with those who embrace a quirky sense of humor, ideal for sharing laughs with friends or adding cheer to any occasion.
Printed on the Comfort Colors® Garment-Dyed Tank Top, this relaxed fit tank features a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage. Made from 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton jersey, it's designed with bound self-fabric neck and armholes, ensuring comfort and style for everyday wear.
- Fabric: 6.1 oz./yd² 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton jersey (20 singles), garment dyed for a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage.
- Fit: Relaxed fit.
- Details: Bound self-fabric neck and armholes, cotton threads, and a signature twill label.
- Sizes: XS through 3XL.
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not dry clean.
All measurements in inches
| Size | B. Body length | A. Chest width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25¼" | 16½" |
| S | 26⅝" | 17½" |
| M | 28" | 19½" |
| L | 29⅜" | 21¼" |
| XL | 30⅝" | 23" |
| 2XL | 31⅝" | 25" |
| 3XL | 32½" | 27" |
Measurements
Garment measurements are the manufacturer's, taken laid flat, and can vary by up to 1".
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