Funny I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die Toddler Hoodie
2 colors · 13 styles
$44.99
Color: Sport Grey
Size: 2T📏 Size guide
Qty
🚚 Free shipping↩️ Easy returns🔒 Secure checkout
Also available as
Open it in the design studio — add text, art, or edit with AI.
See it in action
Bring a smile to your face with the playful design, 'Funny I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die.' This whimsical piece is perfect for those who embrace a quirky sense of humor and love to share a laugh. Ideal for casual gatherings or just lounging at home, this design captures pure fun.
The BELLA+CANVAS 3719T toddler hoodie is made from cozy 8 oz. cotton/polyester sponge fleece, ensuring a soft feel against the skin. It features a retail fit with a kangaroo pouch pocket, rib-knit cuffs and hem, and comes with no drawcords for safety. Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit.
- Fabric: 8 oz. 52/48 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester sponge fleece. Pre-shrunk.
- Fit: Toddler pullover hoodie with a retail fit.
- Details: No drawcords, kangaroo pouch pocket, rib-knit cuffs and hem, tear-away label.
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not dry clean.
All measurements in inches
| Size | A. Chest width | B. Body length | Height | Weight |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2T | 12½" | 14¼" | 32–35" | 30–33 lb |
| 4T | 14½" | 16¼" | 38–40" | 36–40 lb |
A. Chest width
Straight across the front, 1" below the armholes, laid flat. Double it for all the way around.
B. Body length
From the highest point of the shoulder, at the back, down to the bottom hem.
Fit
Kids sizes are a guide: compare the chest measurement with a top that fits well now. Garment measurements are taken laid flat and can vary by up to 1".
Shop by Theme
Christmas, faith, and humor — printed to order on soft, ready-to-gift tees and sweatshirts.
Made to Order, Made for You
Every Print Threads tee and sweatshirt is printed fresh when you order, so colors stay vivid and seams stay strong wash after wash.
Select your color above to preview the exact print, then choose your size square to add it to your cart. Soft fabrics, true-to-life ink, and designs worth wearing—delivered right to your door.
🎄 Ordering for Christmas? Place your order by December 15 and it'll be under the tree on time.