Funny There's A 99% Chance I Don't Care Kids T-Shirt
24 colors · 13 styles
$31.99
Color: White
Size: S📏 Size guide
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The 'Funny There's A 99% Chance I Don't Care' design captures a humorous take on a laid-back attitude, featuring an adorable mouse next to a trash can. Ideal for anyone who enjoys lighthearted sarcasm, this design is perfect for casual outings or as a gift for friends who appreciate a fun twist on life.
This Kids T-Shirt is printed on the BELLA+CANVAS 3001Y youth tee, made from soft 4.2 oz. Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. It features a comfortable fit with side seams and a tear-away label, ensuring a cozy wear for youth sizes S to XL.
- Fabric: 4.2 oz. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are cotton/polyester blends). Pre-shrunk.
- Fit: Youth sizes S (6–8) to XL (18–20).
- Details: Side-seamed, with a tear-away label instead of a scratchy tag.
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not dry clean.
All measurements in inches
| Size | Kids size | A. Chest width | B. Body length | Fits chest |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 6–8 | 15¼" | 20⅞" | 28–30" |
| M | 10–12 | 16¼" | 22⅛" | 30–32" |
| L | 14–16 | 17¼" | 23⅜" | 32–34" |
| XL | 18–20 | 18¼" | 24⅜" | 34–36" |
A. Chest width
Straight across the front, 1" below the armholes, laid flat. Double it for all the way around.
B. Body length
From the highest point of the shoulder, at the back, down to the bottom hem.
Fit
Kids sizes are a guide: compare the chest measurement with a top that fits well now. Garment measurements are taken laid flat and can vary by up to 1".
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