I Am A Veteran I Can Fix Stupid Patriotic Eagle Comfort Colors® Long Sleeve T-Shirt
29 colors · 5 styles
$42.99
Color: Blossom
Size: S📏 Size guide
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This striking design showcases a kneeling soldier beneath a majestic eagle, symbolizing patriotism and strength. The humorous punchline blends sarcasm with respect, making it ideal for veterans or those seeking a bold statement piece. Perfect for casual outings, holidays, or as a thoughtful gift for a veteran in your life.
The Comfort Colors® 6014 heavyweight long sleeve tee features a soft, broken-in feel from 100% U.S. ring-spun cotton. It has a unisex relaxed fit with rib-knit cuffs, a classic rib collar, and double-needle hem for durability. Each piece is garment-dyed for a unique vintage look.
- Fabric: 6.1 oz. 100% U.S. ring-spun cotton jersey, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel with almost no shrinkage.
- Fit: Unisex relaxed fit with a seamless body.
- Details: Top-stitched classic rib collar, rib-knit cuffs, twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hem.
- Color: Garment-dyed for a vintage look: every piece has its own character, with slight color variation from one to the next.
- Care: Wash separately the first time (garment dye can bleed), then machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not dry clean.
All measurements in inches
| Size | A. Chest width | B. Body length | Fits chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17½" | 26⅝" | 36–37" |
| M | 19½" | 28" | 38–40" |
| L | 21¼" | 29⅜" | 42–44" |
| XL | 23" | 30¾" | 46–48" |
| 2XL | 25" | 31⅝" | 50–52" |
A. Chest width
Straight across the front, 1" below the armholes, laid flat. Double it for all the way around.
B. Body length
From the highest point of the shoulder, at the back, down to the bottom hem.
Fit
Comfort Colors® is garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so it fits roomy and shrinks almost nothing in the wash. Garment measurements are taken laid flat and can vary by up to 1".
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